conversations with my daughter are exhausting

No really. They are.

Mommy, I won bubble-bee cwunch.

You want, what? Cereal?

Mommy, bubble-bee cwunch!

Captain Crunch?

NOOOO! Bubble BEE CWUNCH

Oh...Cinnamon Toast Crunch? Ok, let me get a bowl for you.

NO NO NO Mommy. BUBBLE BEE CWUNCH {big sigh}

I proceed to fill a bowl with Captain Crunch.

NO MOMMY.

I then fill a bowl with Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

NO MOMMY BUBBLE BEE CWUNCH WITH THE HOLE IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cheerios. The child wanted CHEERIOS. Bumble Bee Crunch.